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Joke of the Day
"What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians..."
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"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."
"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"
"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."
"What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer"
"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."
"If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Where'd you get the cool belt?"