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Joke of the Day

"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."

"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"

"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"

"How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented"

"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"What's a gay guys favorite pizza? Meat lover's"

"My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks"

"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."