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Joke of the Day
"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"
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"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."
"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with your mom."
"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""
"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."
"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."
"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."