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Joke of the Day

"My mom recently bought a Jesus shaped flashlight When I asked her why she said: So whenever someone says ""I can't see"" I can be like ""here, let Jesus light the path"""

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"Are you a Popsicle stand? ...Because I kind of want to blow you"

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid-eighties and with slight handicap."

"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"

"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."

"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."

"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."