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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? ""Is it mine""?"
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"How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars? ""Well... If it's any constellation..."""
"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."
"I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, ""Nicki Massage"""
"Ever since I got married I have sex almost every day. I almost had sex on Monday. I almost had sex on Tuesday..."
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"
"I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."
"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."