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Joke of the Day

"What does Mr. T say when he sees a fat lady at a bar? I pity the stool!"

"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."

"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."

"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."

"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"

"What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."

"You are my fan because u blow me away."