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Joke of the Day

"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."

"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"

"Why did France really surrender to Germany? *Hitler was being Vichy.* [Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]"

"Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you."

"I love to hold my wife's hand when we are out. If I let go, she shops."

"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."

"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"