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"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"
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"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
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"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
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"Me: If that baby won't stop crying I'm walking out & going to another restaurant. Gf: You used to do that too. Me: that was months ago."
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"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."