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Joke of the Day
"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""
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"Best Bang for your Buck! would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service"
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"
"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""
"Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me."
"98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look."
"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."
"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."
"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""