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Joke of the Day

"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."

"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."

"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."

"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"

"Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully."

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine."

"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."