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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."
Next Joke
"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."
"What does a blind pornstar say when she's surprised? I did not see that cumming...."
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger."
"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."
"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"
"Cashier: Aww, you grocery shop so your wife doesn't have to? [flashback to me losing paper, rock, scissors] Me: Yeah, I'm sweet like that."
"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"