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Joke of the Day

"So then I said, ""Spit on it first, then see if it'll fit."" ...And that's why my wife no longer allows me to help our son with puzzles."

"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"

"Whoever wins the Oscar for Best Sound Mixer is gonna get so much sound mixing pussy it's not even funny."

"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."

"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"

"Why was the paralysed man uncool? Because he was lame."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"