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Joke of the Day

"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"

"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"

"My mute grandfather always said:"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"I have a joke for you that has no punchline."

"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"