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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"
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"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""
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"Ex-lax Did you know that all boxes of Ex-lax have been recalled? You can't buy Ex-lax anywhere. Really..I'm not shittin'."
"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."
"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"
"Has a conversation in my head - Cackles with mirth"
"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."