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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"
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"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"[dinner w/friends] ""How long you two been married?"" It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time."
"[re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] ""come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."""
"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""
"The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike."
"What if Bane's mask was really just a cool, elaborate electronic cigarette?"
"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"
"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."