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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A: A slurpent."
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"It seems like I only have sex with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast."
"I have an abstract joke... But I just can't seem to get it."
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"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"What's the hardest thing about scout camp? No, not your scout master's dick, but choosing what to wear in his tent."