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Joke of the Day

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""

"I regret having to say this, but it's the cold, hard truth. Never put a PayDay bar in the refridgerator. Damn thing is impossible to eat now."

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."

"Why don't blind people skydive? cos it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Don't open this unless you want to know what turns on a necrophiliac Deadass"

"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"