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Joke of the Day
"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."
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"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."
"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"
"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior."
"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."
"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"
"A cig takes 7 minutes off your life A piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life According to my calculations I should have died in 1812"
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"
"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."