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Joke of the Day

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!"

"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."

"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."

"The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks."""

"My grandparents were fighting over a hamburger it was aged beef."

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"Wtf this movie was not at all like the book! Friend: It was, are you sure you read the book? Sure I did. I read between the lines."