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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft"

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."

"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."

"Waiter my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"

"What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :("

"Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut."

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."