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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"
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"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."
"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."
"I'm so irritated This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that has 'insufficient funds'."
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over."
"Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball."
"How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb? 8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything."
"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."