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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...bah dum tsh."
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"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."
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"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
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"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
"What's cooler than Obama? Snowbama"
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"TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting."
"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "