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Joke of the Day
"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"
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"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."
"BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker? RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn't know him. He goes to another Olympics. #LochteGate"
"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"
"A jew girl's doctor tricked her into having sex with him. Hesadic was good for her."
"Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong"""
"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"
"What do you need to make a crystal salad? Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice"
"oooooo ....that went deep I was at the drug store buying condoms and the cashier said .... would you like a bag with those sir.... I said... nahh shes not that ugly....."
"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."