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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"
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"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."
"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."
"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"Fun prank... Make them study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs"
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"Q: What do outlaws eat with their milk? A: Crookies."
"Found this in r/funny ""When I said to nuke the Chinese, I meant to put the takeout in the microwave!"""
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("