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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."
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"You don't love Dunkin' Donuts coffee, you love heavy cream."
"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"
"I go to strip clubs for the music."
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."
"please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time"
"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."
"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."
"ONE-LEGGED PEOPLE Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP."