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Joke of the Day
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."
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"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"Well if we're doing pirate jokes, here's one a classmate dropped on us: What's a pirate's favorite movie about the Iranian Hostage Crisis? Arrrrrrrrrgo."
"The man who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."
"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"I don't know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever."
"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"
"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."