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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"
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"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."
"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."
"Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!"
"What do you call a sapling in the military? An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)"
"[Hires Skywriter] I DON'T OVERREACT"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."
"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."
"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."