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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book Cost me a fortune in stamps"
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"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"Why was Samuel L. Jackson picking up ladies outside of the abortion clinic? Because he's a bad mother fucker."
"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."
"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart"
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""
"Dear Chiquita: I have your new slogan: ""Constipated? Try a banana! Not like that, silly!"""