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Joke of the Day
"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."
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"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."
"The worst part of a photographic memory is keeping all the negatives."
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."
"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"
"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."
"How do people want Trump right now? [removed]"
"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"