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Joke of the Day

"What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens."

"I thought I would go and help out in Africa... ...turns out they have enough aids."

"Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture."

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"

"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"

"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."

"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."