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Joke of the Day

"What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants? *Fuck.*"

"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"Girls love it when guys: - are respectful - are handsome - eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun"

"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"