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Joke of the Day
"I Like My Rum Like I Like My Woman... 12 Years Old And Mixed Up With Coke."
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"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live"
"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."
"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."
"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. (Haven't seen this on here, hope its not a repost.)"