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Joke of the Day
"""What's on the inside is what counts..."" My sister, while opening the fridge."
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"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you have a bad memory."" Me: ""I said that?"""
"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""
"I chew gum when I get sad It helps chew me up"
"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"
"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
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