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Joke of the Day
"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."
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"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."
"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"
"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"
"If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else."
"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"
"Don't know what to do Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them...."