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Joke of the Day
"Me: Watcha got there? 8: Lemonade. Me: What kind? 8: Mike's Me: Nooooooo"
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"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say ""you did that"""
"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""
"What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas? I love Satan"
"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."