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Joke of the Day
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
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"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."
"I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The pinata is unscathed."
"What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis."
"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"Ur mum is so ugly That hello kitty said goodbye"
"Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No I was going faster than the speed of light."