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Joke of the Day
"What's Edward Elric's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance"
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"Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out."
"I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle. He said it was the most violent thing he ever read."
"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."
"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."
"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"
"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."