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Joke of the Day
"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"
Next Joke
"What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub"
"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""
"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""
"(Date) ""What's wrong?"" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer ""Aw how cute!!"" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*"
"I just fucked up instant oatmeal like some kind of husband in a commercial."
"Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?"
"So a blind man walks into a bar... And a table And a chair."
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."