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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."

"You know you're tired when you kneel on the ground pick something up and then have to decide if it's easier to get up or just live there now"

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."

"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"

"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"

"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"