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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"
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"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."
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"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"
"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"
"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."
"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."
"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."
"That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my floor. *buys identical dress, throws it on the ground*"