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Joke of the Day

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"

"Netflix, stop making me wait 15 seconds between episodes. I can't click because I'm eating cereal and a sandwich."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."

"""I can't wait to bore my friends with this."" Dude filming concert on his phone."

"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"

"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"