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Joke of the Day

"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"The best joke ever April fools"

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."