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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."

"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."

"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."

"you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is"

"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."

"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."