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Joke of the Day
"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"
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"People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments."
"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"
"I'm tired of people ripping on calculus all the time. It derives me crazy."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."
"Did You Hear About My Friend? His whole left side was cut off... He's alright now."
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""