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Joke of the Day
"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""
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"first date on the first date with girls we play jenga, show her my pull out game is strong."
"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."
"Why did the Square divorce the Circle? It was sleeping around."
"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"
"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."
"My car was like ""change my oil"" & I was like ""change it yourself, stupid"" & it was like ""I can't, I'm an inanimate object"" & then we laughed"
"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
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