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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"
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"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."
"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"
"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"
"Politicians are like coolant... Anti-frees"
"What's faster than the speed of light? The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."
"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
"What does a Spanish cow say? Muuuuuuuey!"
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"