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Joke of the Day
"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."
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"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"
"What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day"
"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"
"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."
"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."
"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."
"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."
"What comes in pints? elephants"