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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan."
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"
"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"[wearing World's Best Dad shirt] Wife: whys there blood on your shirt? Me: its not my blood Guy bleeding out in the yard: its not your shirt"
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."
"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."
"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."