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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"
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"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."
"squirrel probs"
"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."
"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
"I was going to tell a gay joke But fuck it"
"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
"What do you call a four-legged significant other? Dear"