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Joke of the Day

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"

"Only assholes shit in urinals"

"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"

"I'd never compare people I don't like to Hitler, but the people who make the little ""x"" button impossible to find on pop-up ads are Hitler."

"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."

"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."

"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."