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Joke of the Day

"What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out..."

"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."

"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"

"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."

"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."